In fact, Good Dogs do not eat any shoes.
Fudge is obviously not a Good Dog because just now, I discovered the remains of a yellow flip flop on the living room floor. And sure, it's a cheap flip flop, but it now belongs in the shoe graveyard with many other shoes that she's chewed up before, none of which were cheap shoes. Fortunately, I'm a bargain hunter, but that's not the point.
The most haunting of these shoes were the Hanna Andersson slides, the highly coveted beautiful shoes Bailey really hasn't worn much. And we will probably still get some use out of them despite the chewed foam at the toe of one shoe, but those yellow flip flops?
Yeah, that one's a goner. So is the pair of fairy flower shoes Bailey never had a chance to wear and the Belle shoe I still haven't told her that Fudge chewed through (because it no longer fits her anyway). And even though I threatened her that Fudge would chew her shoes and have gotten after her for keeping her shoes put up, she can't be blamed. No, that's because dear Fudge is a shoe thief and one thing's for sure, Good Dogs are not shoe thieves.
Thieves belong in jail.
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