Bailey: Daddy, I have something to tell you.
Daddy: What is it deary?
Bailey: I just put my little dog (her stuffed Lady from Lady and the Tramp fame) in the oven and now she's toast.
Daddy: What?
(Mommy's laughing so hard she's making no sound.)
Bailey: I just put my little dog in my little toy kitchen in the oven and now she's toast.
Daddy: (perplexed and bothered) Well, let's keep her out of the oven from now on.
Bailey: Okay.
(Bailey runs to go play. Mommy was too busy fighting back her silent laughter's tears.)
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