Spongebob Geography

We were on our way home from Olathe tonight, which is in Kansas, in case you didn't know.  And this conversation got Bailey on where other people live.  Spongebob lives under the sea, which I'm sure you probably have guessed a time or two.  And Sandy the Squirrel is from Texas.  Now, it's absolutely no secret how I loathe the very being that is Spongebob Squarepants, essentially for the lack of educational importance in his Nickelodeon program.  And sadly, this geography lesson, complete with where Patrick Star lives, is about as educational as his show gets, but at least it's something.  At least that's what I'm trying to convince myself at the moment.