The Doctor in The House

We have the best doctor.  We've been seeing her for approximately two years.  She has the best bedside manner (most of the time) and is completely thorough, complete with stylist tendencies like a fresh brushing.  She's awesome.  The most incredible doctor we could've found. 

We highly recommend Dr. Bailey. 

 

And today, Dr. Bailey told me she is a Turtle Doctor now.  She's always expanding her horizons.  But apparently, she's expanding her breed too, because she's a turtle.  A real one. 

I asked if I should call her Dr. Turtle from now on and she agreed.  She also explained:

"I have arms here and here, and lots of green all over and a really big head."

 

And because no one knows turtles like Dr. Turtle, she told me "Bailey Turtles are green.  And Turtle Baileys are by themselves."

 

You heard it from the Good Doctor.