She mowed me down

"The grass hasn't gotten mowed yet, has it?"


"Um...I already mowed it this morning."

"Oh."

That will teach me to get up early so I could mow (with a manual lawnmower, as in, not motor) while it was only 85.7 degrees because apparently it's not noticeable anyway. And that was even with a snail's help. He hitched a ride at the top while I sweat off some fat, at least I'm hoping I sweat off some fat. That's probably not noticeable either.